What's on my mind...

It really bothers me when somebody finds out that I'm going out with Candice and is like, "I'm going to beat you up if you break her heart!" I highly doubt if we break up I'm going to be the one ending it. And I also highly doubt the people who say that could even beat me up. Unless they secretly take steroids before they do it. Anyways, there isn't much I really want to say. She's going to be gone tomorrow, and I'm going to miss her :(
She's suspended for the day because the office is stupid. like really, no joke. Last year I signed-up for an off-campus pass and they denied it because I was failing all my classes, when i really wasn't. I was actually getting straight A's. But I've got Chemistry homework and Math to do right now, so take a step back, homies. I gotta go.

Lady Gaga

I'm not gonna lie. Her music isn't that bad. But I almost never listen to it. But on the subject of music, my iPod decided to delete all it's music, so I uploaded the 6,000 songs from my sister's laptop onto it. I've never got around to listening to even 25% of it yet. I found a song called Pizzaz! and it is fucking hilarious. It's like gay techno or something. I've been listening to Modest Mouse (the best indie rock band out there) and Gorillaz.But on the talk of indie rock, I'm doing a little youtube project.. There is a band called Beat Radio that I found on youtube and we came to agreement that I would produce and direct a music video. I think I might start shooting this weekend. The song is called Sleepwalking. It's ok. It's going to be a while before I finish it because I have to fix my laptop to edit everything. Todays word of the day is SHIT. When somebody says shit, you have to scream really really loud, like PeeWee Herman! But without the public masturbation.

COLDS SUCK

Colds are ASSHOLES. They come and make you feel bad on the inside and make you miss school. It's BORING at home with NOTHING TO DO. FUCK IT ALL. I will go on a rampage one day and it will be magnificent and graceful. Like when MecaJesus2000 killed the spawn of Satan that was with held in the Super Mario Bros. 3 cartridge for the old-school Nintendo. My weekend sucked. On Friday I just ran errands, then Saturday I ran more errands. Then Sunday I got a cold and ran MORE ERRANDS. Then Monday I had a splitting head-ache. It was STUPID. Then today I have History terms, English Terms and a vocab test, and Math. I can handle it for sure, I just with my iPod worked so I could get through it all faster and have time to entertain myself... Not in dirty ways.

Clapping

Nobody claps. Like 7-10 people clap. It's ridiculous. Even if you are writing, at least have the common courtesy to CLAP.

RESPECT is what we lack :( I think, if I am right.

Anyways, my neck hurts. For no reason. Don't watch the movie Predators, it's STUPID. Ow, my neck. I need to put some muscle whatever on it. Hot n' Cold or something?

That's all I have to say about that.

Boredom

I'm too bored. Like right now. I'm gonna have a crygasm. I discovered that JFK is my favorite president and that pancakes are not the breakfast of choice for me. I'm gonna play football next year. I think. That means I have to cut the junkfood. I love that shit. I can't go without it :(

I just yelled at my cat. He's ignoring me. What an asshole. I found my friend from the 3rd grade on Facebook. We used to play Legos and watch Spongebob whenever we used to hang-out. She was my oldest sister's ex-boyfriend's little sister. We have a lot in common. I forgot how old she is. I saw her a couple times the past year, she looks very very different. I want to chill with her like old-times.lol I still like Legos :)

The girl I liked turned out to have a boyfriend. LAME. There are, like, no other girls I would date at this school. I'm kind-of pissed though, 'cause it was obvious and she didn't tell me anything. DICK. I found out because my friend knew and told me. She also told me to wait and see what happens. I'm not gonna do that, it never works. Aaron Meraz has tried, so far, no luck. Her boyfriend is a cockfuck, I want to punch him in the face. His face annoys me. I bet my face annoys him too, but his face is really annoying and he's a dick. Sometimes, I wonder, why girls date the guys they date. When I find that person, I will still wonder the same thing.

George Washington also had Goddamn 30 dicks. All hidden away by his clothes. He also invented cocaine.

Girl problems

Of course, I like a girl. I sit by her in my Xth period. I walk her to her 4th period. I don't know if she likes it or if she's just too nice to tell me off. We always talk about crap. I really want to talk about stuff that has more relevance. Not about Dr. Taylor's class.lol If you have any ideas, please tell me :P
Anyways, I see her in the morning as I pass by and she'll say hi to me. I don't really think of it making me somebody special, really, but I kinda want to hang out with her before school, I guess.

So.. yeah.. If you know who I'm talking about, don't tell.. I feel uncomfortable enough about typing this x_X

Propane

and propane accessories.
I'm too tired as I type this because I was up all night Friday playing Halo Reach with my friends. It all started when I was taking a nap and then my sister's friend jumped on my bed rick rolling me. I think I shit my pants. I got up and took a shower then went to Eric's house. We went looking for Steven's house but couldn't find it, so we went to Aaron's house to find out why he hasn't come to school for three weeks straight. He just said he was doing stuff. He gave me Reach and we went looking for Steven's house again. We didn't find it. We talked about life and we watched baby cakes on Youtube to discover the meaning of life. It wasn't there. We went back to my house around 8 and played Reach, then we watched Get Him to the Greek. It was ok. We played Reach again until 3 in the morning. I chugged a root beer before I went to sleep. When I did, my dog was humping his pillow. I woke up Saturday and realized how lame my room was. It was uber lame. Don't get a desk with more than one color on it. It looks silly. I did chores and went for sushi afterwards. It was good. I cut my thumb playing X-box. It was intense. I went to sleep, and my room was darker than usual. My dog was humping his pillow again. This time, it was in pitch black darkness, but I could hear him. He went for about half an hour.I woke up this morning wondering why people do things and how they come up with their ideas. They don't make sense or produce any logic. I was pissed, but then I went downstairs and ate something. I guess I'm good until my sister leaves back to school. I want to go with them today, I usually don't. Just now, I realized I need to grow up. I've been living in a child's mind for so long, and although I'm am not going to change my personality, my attitude will be more mature. Not really. Being immature to some extent may be horrible, but there is that perfect mix where we shouldn't grow up, but be responsible. People who are too mature and are too serious are the ones who need to grow some balls. They are usually depressed over something ridiculous and it makes me want to kick a dead horse. That's all I have to say about that.

Things taking a better turn for the better

I don't know how exactly that works, but I have to admit, the week slightly grossed to a point where I can say that it is getting better. I anticipate Monday, unusually, because of how well today went during school. I gained a little more confidence and I am building a new friendship... I think... But hey, I'm a lovable person after 3rd period. I think it's safe to say that I will try my best come the next week since I have all weekend to ponder and plan the future, and I like to know what the future will bestow upon me, and damn, it's looking great so far. In other breaking news; everything sounds better auto-tuned, excluding Ke$ha... Did I spell that right?

A day in the life

I can't really explain my life, it's so weird, you'd think it to be practically flawless because I never have a serious story to tell in class. I don't necessarily have any serious stories to tell in class because I'm not an interesting person. I guess I was raised that way, to be some kind of social outcast. I hardly do anything outside of school, although I try so I don't end up loanly. I'm pretty sure my goal is to climb up that ladder without falling back down. I didn't really spend summer with my friends because they make it so hard to hang out with. Some friends I don't have their phone numbers, others don't even use their phone to text, and worst of all; one of my friends made it so hard to actually hang out with. I was kinda creeped out by the fact that she was basically trying to set me up with somebody =/ . Now that school is back, I'm getting more social than ever, which is nice to know I'm not necessarily going to end up like my grandpa; bitter, old, fake, and frugal. Although I know for sure we are both assholes (I can actually admit it with pride.lol. See, I come from a long line of assholes and douche bags, and confederates, so I can't help myself sometimes :P ) and at some point in life, I'm going to get surgery on my nose to make it look sexy. My nose is incredibly ugly. I can't figure out if it's from my Irish roots or Mediterranean roots. They both have ugly noses, so who knows? This actually reminds me of last night I was reading a J-Dub (Jehovah Witness) magazine and saw a J-Dub version of my dad. I'm not kidding. If the guy in the magazine grew a handle bar mustache, he would look like my dad. Which scares me. What also scares me is that there was once a guy on that antiques roadshow that looked like my dad too. It was some British guy from England this time. I guess the mind-fuckler came to my house that night. I also don't understand why people think I look Jewish and when I tell them I'm not Jewish, they always assume that I'm Egyptian. My grandma was Egyptian and Turkish, but she was extremely white, so I don't know if her mom was real Egyptian or just Greek or something. Her dad was actually blonde and blue-eyed. I wonder if that contributed to it. People always find it hard to believe that I'm part Irish. I find it weird that I'm like the only one in my family that is so interested in Irish culture and my older sisters are so interested in Arabic culture, when I look more Arabic and they look more Irish (except Natalie looks Russian for some reason). Life works in mysterious ways and the old guy that moved by us must either be a war vet or a wizard. He always sits outside and my mom gets creeped out by him. This reminds me of a story where there was once this pretty little girl and every where she went, she farted. I think it takes more than looks after hearing that story, and I think a lot of high school students could learn from that to not be so superficial to the max. I mean like, so what if I'm not sexy, honestly, I got sexier since the 8th grade, I think I'm just going to get hotter and hotter. wink wink. I also feel sad for Izham and the loss of his beast. I don't know what I would do without my schnauzer. I love him so much, but I love his beard more. I don't know how that works, but I don't know what I would do without my dog. He's crazy. I love him so much I have a pair of socks with schnauzers on them. If I had a wish I would wish my dog could live forever because I don't want him to leave my life.I think it's also safe to say, my dog is obese. It's kinda funny to, because he eats carrots and lettuce 24/7. I didn't even know you could get fat from that. I didn't know somebody  could get fat off a crush. I think I might, or all these years of eating constantly is catching up to me. I don't know about you, but talking to somebody you are interested in is really hard in the morning, when your mind is all fuzzy. It just flat-out ruins the day. I've been too tired all week, and only find myself socializing Friday after school for a min. then I go home and just worry about how much of a mess I've become with my grade dropping in English and doing the wrong assignment in Chem and failing the last two quizzes in Math. It's so hard to concentrate in math, Mrs. Taylor is so boring to listen to, and what makes it worse is that it is right before lunch. To top it off, Dr. Taylor reminds me of a squirrel and I don't think I can resist telling her, but she is always pissed during class, and I don't want to bring it up. I have to say, Chemistry really ruins my day. I think it's because it's the most boring class. I wish I had math first period so I don't get too tired in the morning from drafting that damn house in Dolson's class. It's an incredibly long and slow process for me because Mr. Dolson won't give us straight up instructions on what to do sometimes. That reminds me of Mrs. Mello. She is terrible at giving instructions. It's like she makes shit up as we go along. As for people thinking I like her more than Mr. Jensen, I think they are equally both douche-bags to certain people, and that they both don't know how to teach, but both nice people. I guess. Some people think Mrs. Mello hates me, but I think she just expects too much from me. I mean, I'm not just a Nerd, I'm also a geek, and geeks play video games. I love video games, I grew up with Zelda, and that's why Zelda will always be in my heart <3
lol
Well, time to round-up my turtle.

Professor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9GoWGnFzGA&feature=related

An old video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2HiOb8kk_8

You should watch it. I made it when summer started with my friend Eric and Zachary. I'm not gonna lie, it's actually pretty retard-funny. I'd appreciate it if you all supported us :D

Justin Beiber

I have come to the conclusion that he is the problem with this world. I mean, every youtube video I go on, somebody has to say, "40 Justin Beiber fans disliked this video." Regardless if it's just his fans or the people who hate him, it's breaking this world apart. He just brings more hate and disagreement. He has an ugly haircut. He makes shitty music. He needs to hit puberty. He just creates trolling on the internet-television. I have the feeling he is a hot topic on the site 4-Chan.... That site is filled with assloads of trolls. Have you heard the story about the girl who was so popular on youtube then just disappeared off the face of the earth? If not then take the time to read this:

There was once a girl who decided to make a youtube account. She was a huge Gaia-Fag (That's seriously what the users are called) and she posted videos for friends on Gaia-Online. She became a huge deal on the site 4-Chan then they started an actual internet war whether she, herself, was a troll. I don't really understand that, but whatever. So anyways, people started gathering information about her and other people tried defending her by putting fake information about her on the internet (These people need lives.lol). Not much is known about her because all her videos were banned from youtube and there are tons of people who claim to be her. It's just damn creepy. All of her accounts on the internet were hacked and what happened to her is a complete mystery.

I sure hope this happens to Justin Beiber though. I just don't like him.

The Holocaust

The Holocaust was a horrible event that was basically the burning of Jews. They suffered a lot. But ironically they now do worse to Palestinians. It pains me to know that Israel is occupying Palestine and America supports Israel. Basically I see Uncle Sam as an enormous hypocrite. America is currently supporting everything it DOESN'T stand for. Here's a true story: My cousins went on a week vacation to Egypt and came back to their home to find a Jewish family from New York living in the house claiming all the furniture that was there when my family left. They had to basically live in a tent for a while until they finally bought a house. It's saddening. Well, my mom is yelling like a crazy bitch and I can't concentrate right now, so... I guess I can edit and finish this later...

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http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2Vj19N/theuglydance.com/%253Fv%253Dvddqzndthr

Not blog blog

I know I'm a week early on this, but it's really irritating me, and have to let it out; There's a girl I've been crushing on, which is unusual, since I don't have interest in most girls at this school. I sit by her in one of my classes, but never really get the chance to talk to her and all there is time for is just small remarks. Today after school, I was walking to the 70 wing and then she came by and I started a conversation with her... Kinda... All I said was hello. She brought up some awkward topic about our teacher and I just made it ten times more awkward. She headed off into a class and I didn't even tell her to have a radical weekend or anything, and now I feel a little empty :(   I have the feeling to talk to her more whenever I get the chance, like down the hall or whatever. I just felt like I have to share that. Also, whatever happens on this blog, stays on this blog. No telling  : p

Chemistry

Hello, I'm here to tell you to watch out for faulty chemical bottles. Why just the other day I was pouring copper sulfate into a test tube when the bottle began leaking. My hands were blanketed by the neon-blue liquid for a while before I went and washed my hands. I came back to find that I spilled some copper sulfate on my partner's paper. The paper was now purple and pink and was replaced shortly after my partner grabbed a new one and tossed the tainted one. A few moments later my hand started sprouting brown spots then bled a little. I asked Dr. Taylor what was up with my hand and she told me to just wash it with soap and it will go away. She sounded so professional about it, so I didn't worry. After that day passed, the spots were vanquished from my hand and I played some Call of Duty for funsies. I was talking in a Micheal Jackson voice and somebody told me that I was scary, but then I was like, "E-he!" and this other guy was like, "Shut-up. No one loves you!" I told him my hand loves me and then everybody shut-up and I sang the Amazing Horse song.

Professor Tortoise

So I decided to type about my tortoise. Of course, he has mega powers. He fights crime and did a side-kick gig with Aaron Meraz 5 years ago. I'm going to tell you a secret, his weakness is falling on his back. He can never get up. He is actually a smart tortoise, but the fact that he is too retarded to flip himself over is really weird. His knowledge is unbearable and knowing as much as him will implode your mind, so please don't ask.

SO ANYWAYS: His evil nemesis' are Dr. Ocktorock and Mr. Dodongo. One day where Professor Tortoise was eating some grass on a sunny day, the light was vanished. Professor was motionless. A cold breeze blew over his dirt encrusted shell and a fucked-up smile appeared in the darkness up high. higher than ten hobo tents combined to a hobo tent tower. The smile vanished and light returned. Looking up slowly, an exclamation mark spikes upon Professor's brow. Like Solid Snake pussies out in a box, Professor pussies out in his shell. But, just like Solid Snake, Professor busts out ready to kill.

With the thirst for justice Professor shoots up top the sky. It's no hope. The fuckin' moon is in the way! And it's smiling? Here's Professor's expression ->  O =<
"WHOWLLY SCHnIT BOWLS!!!1!" Exclaims Professor with a disgusted looks on face. The moon is falling. Or should we say failing? I thought so because Professor round-house kicked the moon to Chuck Norris who round-house kicked the moon to Bruce Lee who round-house kicked the moon to Chuck Norris's Karate Commandos (There was actually a show called Chuck Norris's Karate Commandos). The CNKC bizotch slapped the moon and it exploded. A bizotch slap of epic proportions. Professor went back to my back yard and finished eating his greens. He then thought up the square root of 7. You'd think there is no square root of 7, but my tortoise is a professor, so he knows what he's doing. The end.

No, NOT THE END! After Professor got back to eat, he completely forgot about Dr. Ocktorock and Mr. Dodongo. He busted out an invincibility star and flew to Dr. Ocktorock and Mr. Dodongo. Waving to the clouds who gleefully smiled back at him. When he got there a plump Italian guy jumped him. But of course, it takes two hits to a kill a turtle in Italian land. So he dawned the star and ran as fast as he could to Dr. Ocktorock and Mr. Dodongo. He killed them after he got there. The end. Fo Shoe this time. And remember kids. Fighting is like the special olypics, even if you win, you're still retarded. I know that's offensive, but it's true. Just look at Professor. He can't even flip himself over. I've seen other tortoises do it before. It is possible.

My adventure over the weekend.

So my adventure started and ended on Saturday. It all began when I decided to get a haircut. I have to look good for my adventure. So afterwards I decided to go to my friends house so we could go to our other friend's house and bother him. On my way there I came across a garage sale and bought a huge sword. Of course, I didn't want to walk across a park with a weapon, so I turned around and panzinated my way home to drop it off and had to head back. I left the house again to complete my journey. I arrived at my friend's house and no one was home, so I just went to the final destination. When I walked around the final corner to walk around, I saw my friend on my friend's porch, so I flipped them off. I made my way to his porch and we decided to go back to my house. When my friend's dad came home, he got pissed off at us and called us stupid. Ten seconds later he apologized. He was wearing a pocket shirt and had a Chinese beard, which is weird because he isn't Chinese. But I knew he dared to be different. Not all birds can fly. So we went back to my house, swung the sword in my backyard, played some halo 3, and then we decided to make a video. It is about two friends who room in one house because they can. One of them steals the other's money and they have a battle to the death. They overcome their differences in the end when one is about to kill the other. We would have finished it by now, but my friend kept messing up. Every two seconds he started laughing. Honestly, the video wasn't that funny. I don't know why he was laughing in the middle of his lines. We are going to do a second recording this weekend most likely. It will way better too. My friends left and that was the end of the story. And the end of my adventure...................
For now.