Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He just scares the shit out of it.

Because he doesn't scare the piss out of it, it smells pretty shnasty. And I discovered that when you're feeling pretty down, you should look at Chuck Norris. He doesn't ever get stomach aches. Sometimes he just punches his stomach to get a hint of what pain feels like. He was also a total loser in High School. Look what he has become now! He's Jesus, God, and Father Time, because you don't really die until Chuck decides... When Death comes for you you, you either go to Heaven or Hell. When Chuck comes for you, you don't go anywhere. You just DIE. FOR REALS. NO AFTERLIFE. Which is called the Chuck Norris Experience. Because Chuck Norris never gets near-Death experiences. Death has near Chuck-Norris-Experiences. Especially when he doesn't do his job right. And Chuck Norris is the one who made the Triforce. Not the three goddesses. And the four giants of Termina are only giants because they didn't accept Chuck-Norrisism and he stretched them all to be 200 feet tall. Well, that's enough Chuck Norris references. WHUAH!!!!!!

The square root of cheese

it must be spaghetti. Yes. That is it.
Today, my sister texted me, "Is your gun black? Or jet black?"
I said wtf and moved on with my life...Then she replied saying the most interesting story...
"Remember back when I was in the 7th grade and I had to do a report on somebody for Mrs. Harvey's class? And I had Jesse James, and his friend was his gun, and then you asked, 'Is his gun black? or jet black?' and everyone laughed."
I realized that I was a fucking hilarious little munchkin, and that I actually have changed over the years. I have become lazy, I stay indoors a lot now, and I lack somewhat on my social skills. But yet; it doesn't bother me, because it's not MY fault I just haven't found great friends that I could spend every weekend with. Most my friends all just play video games all the fucking time. Like I'll fucking go to Eric's house and he'll fucking just play CoD for an hour, then we play CoD together for an hour, then we go to Aaron Meraz's house, then go to Steven's house, then watch steven play black ops and eat all his food and drink all his soda, then leave. But sometimes, i'd rather just save Hyrule over and over again ;)
Really, the highlight of my high school years so far probably was having a girlfriend... Because it gave me something to look forward to every weekend and I could wake up and look forward to seeing her. I'm not sad about us breaking up, but it's just awkward not waking up to anything to look forward to. It causes me to try less, ya know? Not having anything exciting happen anymore. but if there is anything I have learned from life is that it may be boring now, but exciting in the future.

Praying

Just to start off, I'm not sure if everybody who reads this will really understand what I'm going at, and I can't really explain it any better...But:

Just recently I have been doing hard thinking on praying, and why we do it. It's so obvious that we pray in hopes that God will hear us and help us out. But I refuse to let praying for another or myself into my picture. My best friend's Grandma has cancer and I'm very sad because she's more family to me then my own Grandpa. But I'm not praying for her. I HOPE she gets better, but I also accept the fact that life isn't fair, life is short, and all good things must come to an end. If it happens... It happens. You cannot cheat Death, and the way I look at it, God doesn't want us to cheat Death either. And although it will be tough to get through the days after it happens, if you accept the fact that it has to happen sometime, why not just let it happen when it's ready to happen? Procrastination isn't one to be with you, or for anyone. I will be sad now. I will be sad tomorrow. And if it was meant to happen in the past, but was postponed, I would have been sad yesterday. And if you look at it the way I do, and the way Emily Dickinson did; Death isn't the end. It's a new begging to something great, or something horrible. And we get what we deserve, and I know that my friend's grandma deserves the best, and when it does happen; I will be sad, but I will also feel a little better because I will know in my heart she's just having a new begging to something great.

What did I do?

Why do flowers wilt so fast?
Because love doesn't last.
Why do we dig so deep?
To see if it means anything.

I dug to the core,
never felt this before,
I gave you my heart,
and you threw it on the floor.

You couldn't seem to take it seriously;
What did I do
What did I do?
Wat did I do
What did I do?

So why didn't it last?

Our love wilted too fast.

Why'd I have to dig so deep?

Because you meant everything.

I dug to the core,

never felt this before,

I gave you my heart,

and you threw it on the floor.

You couldn't seem to take it seriously;

What did I do

What did I do?

What did I do

What did I do?

(As you can see I have been working on a song :D I don't know how to play an instrument so it's pretty much useless :p It's not done yet.)