Scott Pilgrim vs. YOUR FACE

Thank you Izzy. I am actually enjoying some type of novel.
The game: addicting
The movie: ehhhh =/
Dr. Pepper=mouth orgasm.
I feel like I'm gaining a crush on my wife.lol. Weird. 'Cause she's my wife. And I love her. And now; I have a crush on her? She was kinda the last person I'd think to go out with... FNL "Party" Friday. I don't know if I'll go. Izham will be there, and Izham's a good amount of entertainment (for me anyways). Last time I climbed on the roof and Patrick Ho got mad at me. Then we played hide-and-seek (I got away with it too). Then some kids smoked the Mary Jane....Ironically. I kinda suspected it. Tavares (or however you spell his name) was there, which is why I did. SO FUCK EINSTEIN. He was a Zionist. Tsk-tsk. I still love him though. Most Zionist Jews don't even know what's REALLY going on. They kinda remind me of the Germans. They just went with Hitler. He made their lives better. Adam Sandler, since we're on the subject, may donate money to Israel, but at least he doesn't support killing Palestinians. Which is what the Zohan movie was about. It was about Jews and Palestinians being the same people and their war efforts being useless. He just wants them to NOT fight. I also believe that since all the revolt is going on in the Middle East, that the countries surrounding Israel are going to go to war with Israel, and America will be pulled into the war, along with Britain. I think this might spark up WWIII.  Only time will tell, and I hope Israel doesn't win, but I also hope the Middle Eastern countries show the Jewish people mercy, nobody deserves to die, even the worst of all people.

Lost Friend

I'm sad. I have nobody to lesbian :( So very sad. That's what I get when I wait for the right person :D
Soooooooo. If you make me crouch, I can do the duckwalk!
And what's got two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.
What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
How many monkeys does it take to eat an apple in 15 seconds? A shrimp.
I can't think of any more, but me and my sister spend our weekends looking up funny cat stuff on StumbleUpon now.lol. It's AWESOME :D

Spaghetti

A lot of people always try sooooo hard to get a girlfriend or boyfriend in High School. And I don't understand why they would bother with it so much. I could understand if you were 25 or 30, but most students at MHS are under the age of 18. And you know, there is a difference between having a good time with a sweet-heart and just being flat-out desperate. Yeah, you say you love this person now, but then it gets "complicated." Don't think I don't understand "love." I do. Very well. And when things get complicated, there's no point to even try for that person anymore. It's over, you know it, they know it, everyone knows it. So why fool yourself? Because you're desperate!!! Duh! It's not complicated, you're just afraid that you might never find somebody better, which is a lie. There is a person out there for everyone, and I'm not just being corny. There are more than 3,000 people in the world just like you. You'll find them, you just blind yourself with impatience. And when you find that person that you "love" and they make it "complicated," then they are not who you are meant to be with. You could go for years and through several hundred people, but you'll end up with the right person, and you'll know that there is no turning back :) I'm single, and I don't really care. It's not just something that you say to make yourself feel better... I don't really care that I'm single because I'm 16. I don't really care that I'm single because I'm not desperate. I don't really care that I'm single because I know that when you feel the most un-loved, somebody new enters your life and makes it all better. It's a game. A waiting game. Not a complicated one.

laughing

Today during lunch I was walking over to a table and the music was playing, and right when I walked down the middle of the quad area, a couple special kids came out and started brake dancing. I found it extremely hard not to laugh. I know. I'm a total dick-face-loser for finding that humorous. I sad down and started cracking up. I seriously feel bad for laughing, but it was kinda adorable how they went out there and started dancing together. It wasn't really because of their mental disabilities, it was more like seeing a bunch of baby kittens doing something you wouldn't expect them to do. Like pooping in a toilet... Actually, that doesn't help. (But seeing that cat walk down the hallway this morning was fucking hilarious xD). But if there is anything I learned today, it's that I have an extremely FUCKED UP sense of humor.

Dr. Pepper Power.