Monday, February 14, 2011

Lost Friend

I'm sad. I have nobody to lesbian :( So very sad. That's what I get when I wait for the right person :D
Soooooooo. If you make me crouch, I can do the duckwalk!
And what's got two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.
What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
How many monkeys does it take to eat an apple in 15 seconds? A shrimp.
I can't think of any more, but me and my sister spend our weekends looking up funny cat stuff on StumbleUpon now.lol. It's AWESOME :D

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