Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He just scares the shit out of it.

Because he doesn't scare the piss out of it, it smells pretty shnasty. And I discovered that when you're feeling pretty down, you should look at Chuck Norris. He doesn't ever get stomach aches. Sometimes he just punches his stomach to get a hint of what pain feels like. He was also a total loser in High School. Look what he has become now! He's Jesus, God, and Father Time, because you don't really die until Chuck decides... When Death comes for you you, you either go to Heaven or Hell. When Chuck comes for you, you don't go anywhere. You just DIE. FOR REALS. NO AFTERLIFE. Which is called the Chuck Norris Experience. Because Chuck Norris never gets near-Death experiences. Death has near Chuck-Norris-Experiences. Especially when he doesn't do his job right. And Chuck Norris is the one who made the Triforce. Not the three goddesses. And the four giants of Termina are only giants because they didn't accept Chuck-Norrisism and he stretched them all to be 200 feet tall. Well, that's enough Chuck Norris references. WHUAH!!!!!!