Chemistry

Hello, I'm here to tell you to watch out for faulty chemical bottles. Why just the other day I was pouring copper sulfate into a test tube when the bottle began leaking. My hands were blanketed by the neon-blue liquid for a while before I went and washed my hands. I came back to find that I spilled some copper sulfate on my partner's paper. The paper was now purple and pink and was replaced shortly after my partner grabbed a new one and tossed the tainted one. A few moments later my hand started sprouting brown spots then bled a little. I asked Dr. Taylor what was up with my hand and she told me to just wash it with soap and it will go away. She sounded so professional about it, so I didn't worry. After that day passed, the spots were vanquished from my hand and I played some Call of Duty for funsies. I was talking in a Micheal Jackson voice and somebody told me that I was scary, but then I was like, "E-he!" and this other guy was like, "Shut-up. No one loves you!" I told him my hand loves me and then everybody shut-up and I sang the Amazing Horse song.